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When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
1. Thick Asian ass
2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT
4. And is only for Shordy's
Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen
When your underwear creeps up on you and gets stuck in your buttcrack and you have to pick it out
I just got done playing catch in the hot sun and now I have a juicy wedgy.
A good piece of gossip
A tonail that’s juicy
I have a juicy tonail
When you penatrate her buddy leaving it drenched in cum outing your dick in every hole possible till she leaks of fun like a wallet full of money
Aria:please meliodas I want to do the juicy wallet in desperate
Meliodas:k
Getting head while eating burger king, one of the best feelings in the world.
Andy: OMG, I FUCKING LOVE SEX
Noah: you sohuld get an uber-juicy.
Andy: OK!:)
An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”