5th of July

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!

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July 10

The hottest boys is born the 10 July

They also have a big D.

Yo that dude is 10/10 i’m sure his birthday is on the July 10

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July 6

National dance with your bestie day

Me: Hey sara, its july 6th!
Sara: and...
Me: ITS NATIONAL DANCE WITH YOUR BESTIE DAY HOE

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July 14

A day when only the craziest of people are born. They tend to be dog lovers and are fun to be around. They are also very opinionated.

Bob – “Your really crazy!”
You – “Well I was born on July 14! AWW WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!”

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30th July

People born on the 30th of July are straight demons. They will do anything to achieve victory.But also have a soft spot

You were born the 30th July? That explains why you are so competitive

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July 27

Your a baddie!

Everyone wants to be you, your an easy 1000/10 and your very popular.
You can get any lad/girl you want.

Wow she’s a cute, and she’s born on July 27! She must be badd

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July 10

sugar baby day !! get your sugar daddy babes

“whens your birthday?”
“July 10th”
“ oh that’s sugar baby day😏”

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