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A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.
Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.
The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.
Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.
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A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.
Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.
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A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.
Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.
Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.
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When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.
guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!
guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!
guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.
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When a southern boy leans way over to flirt a saleswoman in a department store.
The bigfooted boy from the shoe department did the Kentucky Lean to talk to the pretty girl working in the jewelry department.
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Kentucky coleslaw is a name for smokeless tobacco, most often snuff, but commonly used to refer to chewing or plug tobacco. The word is most often used in rural Pennsylvania, and in West Virginia.
Hey bubba, got any kentucky coleslaw on you. I could really use a dip about now.
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The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.
Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.
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