The act of shitting on a womans neck, and leaving it there until it hardens and crusts.
I showed the kansas city bowtie to my neice at the christmas party. And she hasn't taken it off since.
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A "homosexual" (fag) from Kansas City.
Your a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!
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covering a woman's breasts with your feces, then licking it off, similar to a caramel apple.
"This weekend my girlfriend made me go to Topsy's for a caramel apple, so when we got home I gave her a Kansas City Caramel."
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A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!
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A hot girl under the age of 16, because the legal age of consent in Kansas is 16...
Damn that girl is some kansas jail bait...
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a declaration stating to someone to get their head "back in the game" or out of the gutter.
Kid: (daydreaming)
Me: Hey! We're not in Kansas anymore, get in the motha effin car!
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