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Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping
Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab
A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.
Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night
Kev - No way, how did that go down?
Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.
Kev - scumming.
A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.
1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.
A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines
Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes
Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit
A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.
Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab