Proof that God loves us and wants us all to be happy.
Kenny Chesney has the BEST fan club EVER!
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The worst musician alive. Is to music what douchebags are to the female gender.
Makes me sad that so many people consider Kenny g as music. They have a very poor idea of what the human genious is able of.
Kenny G's music makes me wanna puke !
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Flavorful yet powerful mixed drink consisting of 1 part Bacardi Razz and 2 parts Mountain Dew. Named after the popular jazz artist Kenny G.
Quickest way into a girl's pants? Hit her with a Kenny G.
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Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.
Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!
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A mild-mannered, diminutive singer of moderate talent who somehow caught the proverbial Lucky Train and got a record deal; then somehow after years of exposure became perceived as actually talented and a against all odds became a "star" in Country music.
Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.
Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."
Kenny Chesney shows his lack of talent in the song "Another Beer In Mexico" or 80% of his other recordings.
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Kenny McCormick is the best character in South Park and you canβt change my mind πΌ. He is also fruity
Person A: Who is Kenny McCormick?
Person B: The best South Park character to ever exist.
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