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Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager.
Kevin is the guy who has to talk so loud you can hear from the other side of a Texas Roadhouse. He also tries to get flirty with the waitresses despite his entire family sitting there with him. He watches football religiously.

Kids these days! I shall speak the manager to handle them! - Kevin

by Saki See September 1, 2019

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Kevin

Kevin Kevin is probably the greatest guy you can find in the whole world. He's caring, charming and he's always there for the peple that may need him. He's the type of guy that can make a heart beat faster in no time, that can cast a spell on you by the look in his lovely eyes.His smile is enough to make you believe you're talking to an angel, it makes you think you're in heaven. His smell is really magical, he can take every issue you may think of, away.It's the kind of guy every girl dreams of: attractive and caring, sweet and true; the kind of guy that's really hard to find.He's the prince on a horse, every girl deserve's to have a Kevin in her life! I'm so proud to have Kevin as my boyI'm glad that you're in my life, Kevin, i really am

I'm glad to be yours, Kevin

by sdfqsmdjfsdfq February 18, 2010

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Kevin

A normal kid that is good with sports and learns fast he is a nice loyal guy to be around with Although he may be okay in school with average -B but he will never be alone Kevins are passonit with sports and kevins have many friend people say Kevins is God's perfect idiot

Wow you saw Kevin he saved our team

by Tim Jackson May 19, 2017


Kevin

Kevin is a successful person with sports and is a loyal friend to everyone and in terms kevin may be god's idiot the perfect idiot god pefers

Kevin scored a goal for his girlfriend last night

by Tim Jackson May 19, 2017


Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019


Kevin

Literally the biggest meme Asian name to have ever been brought into existence by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

OMG, I know 20 Kevin's and they're all in the same class

by Jungle Bridge August 26, 2019


Kevin

Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.

Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.

by GenXdad September 15, 2020