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kicking off

When a person acts in a belligerent manner, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, although it is possible to 'kick off' whilst sober.

Zara: Have you seen Mark?
Sam: I think he's in the lower Pollet kicking off.
Zara: Lol.
Mark: You fucking what?
Iain: I love Lauren.
Mark: Fuck off Iain.

by John Gollop May 1, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kick do'

verb (pronounced "kick dough"); To knock down a door with your foot, often done in a raging revenge; otherwise done to instigate something with someone.

If you piss me off I might have to pull a kick do'.

by J Money For Three June 5, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dragon kick

The Dragon Kick is performed like a normal 360 Jump Crescent. However after the rotation, instead of kicking with the right leg with a crescent, the left leg shoots out as a front kick. Once the leg is out, you complete 1/2 to one full rotation with the leg in that position.

Usually used on your kids as a last resort at beating them, if they wont listen. Just administer one of these babies, and you'll be gaurunteed to be asking once to clean the dishes from then on.

"Johnny, wash the dishes"
"NO! YOU DONT OWN ME!!!"
*5 across the eyes*
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME, FATHER, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU EMO EMO EMO"
*dragon kick*
"Where are those damn dishes?

by Jay Gatsby February 16, 2005

139๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kick the Pillow

1: to warn a person about something after it is far too late for them to do anything about it

2: to attempt (generally poorly and without success) to cover up something (often done at the time of the commission of the act which is to be covered up or immediately after)

Etymology: "Kick the Pillow" is derived from a practice of Feudal Japan. It was considered dishonorable to kill a sleeping enemy, so a warrior would kick his enemy's pillow in order to wake him just before chopping off his head. This allowed the warrior to maintain his honor (at least by the literal letter of the rules) while preserving the advantage of taking an enemy completely unawares.

1: (Historical) The Japanese sent a telegram to their embassy in Washington D.C warning of their impending attack on Pearl Harbor, which was intended to be delivered to the US Government just minutes before their attack began. Unfortunately the ambassador was too slow in decrypting the message, and the US had already decalred war on Japan before he finished, so it was never delivered.

2: "I'm back. Gotta love taking long lunch breaks."
"Yeah, well the boss wants to see you in his office. Last week I heard him saying he was thinking about firing you for taking extended lunch breaks."
"Oh, fantastic! Thanks for kicking the pillow, jerk!"

3: "Surprise! My mother is moving in with us! She just pulled into the driveway."
"Thanks for kicking the pillow, honey."
(Guess who's not getting laid until she moves out?)

4: "You slept with her?!"
"Well... I did say I wanted to talk about seeing other people."
"Oh yeah, good job kicking the pillow."

by IRONSWORD1 May 12, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Kick

A forceful kick that is so hard that it causes the recipient to shit his or herself.

Shut up or I'll shit kick you, said Mike to Chris.

by Batman0122 July 8, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020


kick a dart

have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.

Let's kick a dart.

by appi_rulz93 September 9, 2010