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The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
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A girl who is white trash and sleeps around with guys.
Man did you see that girl at the party? She looked like a gutter kitten!
WOW, that girl was acting like a total gutter kitten.
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To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.
Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.
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A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired
Sex kitten: stephanie, playboy bunny, a kinky vibrator, or a person wearing sexy clothes
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a discord kitten is someone who meow meows for nitro, so for example, georgenotstraight is quacktitties discord kitten.
quacktittie- 'ur my discord kitten now george' *gives nitro*
georgenotstraight- 'ok daddy' *has 2 year nitro*
dreamwasgay- 'HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES...' *slaps quacktittie*
quacktittie- *coughs in ipad kid*
*EPIC ANIME BATTLEEEE*
now this is how being a discord kitten works
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A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.
The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!
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A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal.
random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"
random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"
random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like
random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"
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