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knock

Constipation; from the common practice of knocking the table in the game of dominoes which signifies that you "can't go".

"Are you alright, love? Did you have any luck?"
"No, I still can't shift it. I tried again after the figs had got to work, but still had to knock"

by The Organ Grinder May 28, 2008

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

449πŸ‘ 522πŸ‘Ž


knock off

v. to behave like a moron after consuming intoxicating substances.

Ok, I'll let you drink this everclear, but promise not to knock off.

by dinki August 25, 2003

41πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.

Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.

by Peter Grifffin May 25, 2006

16πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


cock knock

To hit someone or something with your penis.

Jane didnt shut up so James cock knocked her.

by Cowboy March 16, 2004

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


taco knock

the female version of a cup check. a personage gives a female a little tap on the vaginal region, usually through the clothes in a casual and/or public environment.

megan was staring off into space again, so her boyfriend dustin decided to bring her back into reality by giving her a little taco knock.

by the regifter May 24, 2008

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


you knock

β€œYou knock” is slang for you a dumbass or stupid ass person. It’s used in Stockton California on the west side.

β€œIs it time to go?” ,β€œOmg yeah you knock” or β€œhow do you spell expert?” ,”lol your a knock e,x,p,e,r,t”

by issalesloca February 22, 2019

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž