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When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."
"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.
Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.
Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.
Tastes better the next day
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Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'
The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF
Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex