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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021


Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

by The judge 1903 July 8, 2016


the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009


Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020


see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

by Ritacca February 16, 2023


Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

by Trexplays January 15, 2022


Later

Something that you say to someone when you really mean never

I'll mow the grass later

by Weirdocat23 March 31, 2018