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A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.
her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
A beautiful Italian woman, so sweet, so kind, so beautiful. An angel.
I met Laura Germano today, i'm going to kill myself now because i've seen true joy and i can't go up from here.
A very hot and level minded milf who was outed and fired from her job for being a lesbian in the late 90s. Will be blunt and tell you her honest opinion while recommending therapy. Don’t cut her off
Man I really need a Laura Peterson in my life.
When you are on your prom and want to be known as a legend, you go on the middle of the dancing area and shit on the floor. If the people around you dont stop talking you have to put up your index finger and say "tschuldigts". Thats the laura shit named and done by a girl named laura t.
Did you do the laura shit too?
The act of going out with friends and before the end of the night ditching friends for guys
oh shes just overe there pulling a laura
The equivalent of a Texas wedge used predominantly by Lauras of the world. Highly effective from distances of 30m or closer. Ineffective from further out, this technique has been highly utilised especially in South East Asia where wedges are frustratingly thinned or fatted, often resulting in a double par.
I’m going to Laura putt this for an eagle.
someone who makes everyone in love with them. (i would direct message you but what if u think i’m obsessed and creepy and weird)
yeah i’m still waiting for *destiny laura* Lol