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Any cheap beer.
Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.
Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!
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While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?
Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.
"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."
The Bohemian lawn chair is a certified impression maker, Perfect for those dare to be great situations.
The Bohemian lawn chair is a maneuver that starts of with the male participant penetrating the female participant from behind in a sort of standing doggy-style i.e. Taking her from behind as she's bent over with her hands against a wall to brace herself. Nearing his climax he starts by grabbing a fistful of her hair and holding it tight and then with his free hand he reaches around to her side and places his hand flat on her stomach to monitor her breathing and after patiently timing it just right and at the point of her exhale where her lungs are at their emptiest he quickly and forcefully drives his fist into her stomach knocking the wind out of her as much as possible then using that fistful of hair to push her head forward thus folding her in half like a lawn chair as he takes her as hard and fast as he can trying to reach ejaculation before she's able to unfold herself. Nothing says summer time is here like the Bohemian lawn chair.
With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.
The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.
They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower
Making out with people
shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them
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When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.
I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.
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