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the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina
she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.
The selfconcious act of covering ones chin with a leaf, mic, or hand.
Are you wearing a coat? No its my chin asshole. Leaf me alone.
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"HAPPY LEAF ERIKSON DAY! HINGA DINGA DERGAN"
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Used by adolescents in mid/late 90s, A term shouted by any one person while walking with a group of friends while holding a green leaf, anyone who does not have a green leaf in their possession would get punched/hit until they found/picked up a green leaf.
Friend 1: picks up green leaf while walking with group of peers, shouts "green leaf check"
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Friends scatter to find green leaf while getting punched (usually in arm) by persons with green leaf in hand
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Hard leaf to chew is from the old days when something Was difficult or either hard to accept. leaf
"Hard Leaf To Chew"
Like when your other half comes home one day and says I am leaving you for someone else. leaving
A day dedicated to the beauty of leaves
“Hey do you want to hang out later?”
I can’t sorry I’m making a cake for national leaf day”
One of the original 6 NHL hockey teams with a strong fan base in Toronto and the Toronto and Greater Toronto Area. The most Stanley Cup wins of the NHL next to the Montreal Canadiens who have more then double the Leafs total.
The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.
The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.
Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:
The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.
The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"
These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.
The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.
The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.
"hey, do you like the Toronto Maple Leafs? They are our local team! I like them. This is the year, there gonna go all the way.
I also like shiny objects with twirly bits that spin... hey, I have a pet spider. His name is Tucker, cause I like Marcy Tucker, he is a good hocky player... "
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