Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.
Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.
The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”
Another way to say "masturbation".
Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.
1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log