breath of the wild object map
a map that shows objects
John Cunningham: "Did you use the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks?"
Steve Harvey: "yeah man i used the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks!!"
A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.
Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
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the phrase called out when a female insubordinate fails recognize what is going on is a certian situation.
Female: Whats flip-cup?
Male: Someone get this bitch a trail-map
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Whitewashed term for a pedophile.
Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."
Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"
Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."
Person B: "I want off this planet..."
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To cause (eg. a town, an actor, a trend, etc.) to become well-known or important.
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).
Examples: put someone (you) on the map
Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.
Vice Verse
Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.
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Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.
"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."
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It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. Thatβs just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! Itβs annoying.
Person 2: I agree, itβs honestly sad.