Woke Male

A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.

Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️

Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.

Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???

Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr

Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*

Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!

Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*

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Beta Male

An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male.

Jason Geller is such a Beta Male

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Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

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Sugma Male

“Sugma Male? What’s a Sugma Male?” I hear you ask…….. Sugma Nuts.

I meant to say Sugma Male instead of Sigma Male. It was a joke.

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Male PMS

Pre-Masturbatory Syndrome
When a man doesn't ejaculate for several days and the hormone build-up causes him to become emotional and irrational.

Guy 1: I don't get it, she's been leading me on for two weeks and nothing happened and I got blue balled and now all I want to do is eat ice cream and watch The Notebook.
Guy 2: Stop being a little bitch and go crank one out, no one wants to hear you male PMSing.
Guy 1: *wipes away tears* Okay...

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male cheerleader

A male that joins the cheerleading squad and helps greatly with stunting and jumps, however chickens out on most dances and cheers. Also way sexier than any other man, especially as seen by team mates.

Mamaloosha! That is one fine male cheerleader... he could base me anyday.(If ya know what I mean)

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Kendell(male)

Typically a handsome young african-american male from New York City(Queens to be exact). He tends to have a slim build with broad shoulders and chest. Very bright but easily annoyed. Sometimes he may display signs of a bad temper or even anger issues. Very social and loves to engage in coversation regarding life and the human condition.

That guy loves philosophy. His name must be Kendell(male).

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