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A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.
The best RPG series ever invented.
"Dude what's your favorite RPG?"
"Mario and Luigi FOR SURE"
The best smash alt Mario has, don't @ me.
"Which Mario alt do you use?"
"Oh? I use Builder Mario of course! The best alt Mario has!"
Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.
Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete
When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.
“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦
Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.