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Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.
((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value
When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
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NOUN
Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."
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When you walk into a bar filled with men that look like older angry divorcees.
When you walk into a corner bar you are not familar with look around and say.
Oh my gosh Becky, this place is nothing but a spoiled meat market. No man in here is younger than 42 and they look bitter.
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The politically correct term for a looky looky man. An african man who sells moody sunglasses and watches in holiday resorts.
You are on the beach in a foreign country and need some sunglasses, so look out for the senegalese market man who is walking up and down the beach saying "looky looky armani shades 5 euro"
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The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?
"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."
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stevie stephens freacking hilarious song about a fleamarket that its just like a flea market.
lyrics belew
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living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea
you can find them at the market
we talkin bout flea market
Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall
oh yeah, come shop with us
I said flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey
you heard me
come shop, living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, we got it
you need it, you'll find it, its just like
its just like a mini-mall, hey hey, you heard me
come shop, I said flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall, hey hey
living rooms, bed rooms, dinnets, oh yea
you can find them at the market
we talkin bout flea market
Montgomery, its just like, its just like a mini-mall
hey hey, don't stop, lets make it a dance come on now
to the left (to the left)
montgomery flea market song continued
to the right (to the right)lets do this dance
hey, to the left (to the left),
to the right (to the right), lets make this a dance
flea market, Montgomery, it keeps you from jumpin
its just like, its just like a mini-mall
check it out now, everybody, like this now, hey hey
flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
don't stop, lets dance
flea market, Montgomery
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
(lets break it on down now, aww yeah I know you gunna like this come on now)
its just like, (you know what Im saying)
its just like, (you know what I mean)
its just like,
(you know it, so why don't you just come on and sing it)
its just like, its just like, a mini-mall
(aww yeah you said it, its just like, its just like a mini-mall, aww yeah you like this come on flea market)
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The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.
Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!
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