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When a girl violently and aggressively gives a hand job that most of the time results in blood and bruises.
"Dude what happened?" "Jessica read Cosmo and gave me a Mary Mash and I needed 3 stitches"
Bangas and mash is the average bogans dinner every night containing mashed potatoes and an overcoocked sausage. If the so called bogan has breeded a kid “bangas and mash” will be a very popular dinner seeing as they have it every night over in the south west side of the town called the ghetto.
Male:what’s for dinner love?
Female:bangas and mash
Male:I’ll start up the barbie
when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.
anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes
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Finger blasting an unfamiliar female while standing in an erect, upright and vertical position, most commonly executed in a non-private setting with nefarious intent. Also, usually administered while said female remains fully clothed. This move is effective on all women, as no victim has ever been unsatisfied.
1.) Commish got mish-faced at the club last night and struck again. He met some nuss, does-ed work, undid her buttonfly, and gave her the ole mish mash on the dance floor.
2.) I was walking down the street last night and I saw Mish Mash giving some nuss the ole mish-mash in an alcove on the corner. Mish is wise beyond his years, I could never pull that off!
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a bizarre 80' cartoon about a couple of schoolboy chimps.
Might have been cancelled due to alledged rascist undertones eg. the chimps tended to mug old ladies, listen to hip hop and wear gold chains.
was follwed on by the hilarious but short lived 'Coons go to wog town' in 1990
"bangers and mash, bangers and mash them chimps are imps there aint no doubt, bangers and mash, bangers and mash there aint no missing it they keep on monkeying about, bangers and mash bangers and mash all they want to do is have some fun!"
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When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good
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When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
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