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Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.
"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"
"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
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A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.
Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table
Me: that was you
Matt: oh yeah
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Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish
Shags Cats
Does Incest
OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt
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A matt is a Nice guy but also a shy guy at times.He says one thing like i like you then says i never liked you.He is a huge gamer and it might take years to get him off. If you meet a matt you are going to want to keep him. At times he won't be confident to tell you his feelings. But you must give time to tell you all of his feelings. He is very funny and wierd.
Girl 1: I want to date him.
Girl 2: I am in love with Matt
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A short, monkey lookin dude with cool shades. Watch out for his hairline, the peak is razor sharp. He’s the type of guy to drive a 2001 Toyota Corolla with his third leg.
Hey who’s that dude over there? He looks pretty cool in his 2001 Toyota Corolla.
Oh that’s Matt. You should see his shades
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A very amazing person. Athletic, great stramina, and a very caring person on the inside. Loyal and trustworthy, he is sure to be there for you till the end.
Ralph: Yo did you see Matt playing basketball yesterday?
Brendan: yeah dude he was so sick
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