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When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse
You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.
Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King
he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse
lad 1: here bro u seen matty b
lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him
lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him
A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit
. A very handsome mixed male.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy
Friend: yeah but his to prestige !
10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.
Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.
Friend: yeah but his to prestige !