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When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.
"I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima have it with mayonnaise.”
when you creampie during her period
Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.
The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.
An instrument
Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument