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Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.
"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."
That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.
Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then
To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled