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Medical Worm

A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.

Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022


Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.

I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.

by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021


Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

by TRAmontana July 18, 2022


Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 11, 2021


medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana June 5, 2011


Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe March 25, 2018


medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"

1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.

by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022