Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

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Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

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bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

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Bitch Melon

Slang for a prostitutes boobs.

Damn her bitch melons were juicy.

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Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

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Spoiled melons

Saggy breasts

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.

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