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Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.
"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"
An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."
jorginho and donnarumma
jorginho is a spaghetti merchant
Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.
Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
Guy 1 : Bro Roman Is such a dunk Merchant, bro can only dunk
Guy 2 : Ong bro such a wack player