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meth-treasure

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive

Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?

by maxfox September 7, 2019


Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 April 1, 2018


meth capade

When you're searching for meth all night.

Going on a meth capade tonight.

by Meth capade May 25, 2017


Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017


Diet Meth

Slang for adderall

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen

by drazby July 30, 2021


METH MAN

MAN THAT LOVES SOME METH

mate i would love the METH MAN please daddy

by METHY^(()# May 25, 2023


meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 8, 2019