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when the man pulls out his dick from the vagina right before ejaculation in order to avoid a potential pregnancy.
Bob: Baby, I'm not wearing a condom. I'm about to bust. What should I do?
Jane: Use the pull out method, fool!
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Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."
Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"
Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
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When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
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A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.
As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.
Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.
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1) A method used by those who submit to urbandictionary. The method involves going to urbandictionary every day to click the thumb up in order to try to gain viewers, because it didn't make the word of the day.
2) Something that will happen to this definition if it does not become word of the day.
Goddammit! My words fart echo, lower angelina, sperm derm, and kesha with a dollar sign did not become word of the day. Now I am never going to be the big-shot urbandictionary submitter. Oh well! I better resort to the Multi-Clicking Method
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To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy
Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?
Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method
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The application of brute force to make an object budge or to pry it out of a tight container.
The ciecuit board got jammed in the grill from the air conditioner. Get the pliers, Mark. I think we'll need to use the New York method to get that sucker out!
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