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Holland Middle School

the place where people vape in the bathrooms and get caught having weed in their lockers and make cringy ass tik toks when the teachers aren’t looking

him: *sends video vaping*
her: man you seem like a holland middle school student

by suck my peeen March 13, 2019

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palombi middle school

a pool full of snakes.

palombi middle school is going down -Mr. Wright

by thatgirlyouneverdate January 17, 2018

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Durham middle school

a middle school located in Cobb county, Georgia next to Frey elementary school. where all the white kids try to act black and popularity means more than anything else. you will not be socially accepted in this school unless you wear nike and under amour. the 7th graders think they are much more mature than the 6th graders, when they were 6th graders a few months ago. everyone thinks half of the teachers are gay, but they are actually married. girls go to school stating "Ugg season", wearing cheap Walmart shoes. this school is district for Harrison and Allatoona high school. Both are known for drug use and having sex in the bathrooms during class change. Harrison is highly populated in gays and homosexuals. Durham is where kids think academic club is a sport. This is also in the state where if there is one snow flurry sighted, all the schools get shut down for a week.

"What middle school did you go to?"
"Durham middle school."
"Oh... I'm sorry.."

by lolwutdidyousay July 29, 2013

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Otto Middle School

This school is located in Plano Texas around a rich area full of crakers. There’s a Starbucks near by where kids say they’re gonna fight but end up backing out because they have no balls. And counselors pulling up trying to stop problems off school property even though they don’t get paid enough. These counselors include a male that looks like he’s pregnant with 10 children, a real life mrs. Crabs that can only walk inside the class sideways, and one of Santa’s elves. And Homer Simpson as the assistant principal. Along with a black assistant principle that will send you to ISS for looking at her the wrong way. And Otto has the highest rate of gay kids in middle school. With some people showing their ass naked to seduce straight niggas. And you can’t walk down the hallway without getting ear raped by some boys who can scream louder than a seven year old girl. And so many snakes there you’ll think you in the jungle. The highlights include a pornstar teacher, gay niggas, ugly ass hoes, a bunch of depressed kids and some 8 grade pedophiles.

Mom can I go to otto middle school
“Son I’d rather you have six with me”

by Myselfphnx on snap and insta May 29, 2019

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meadowlark middle school

Mead•ow•lark
{med-oh-lark}

Just about as close to hell as you can get. At least hell doesn’t make all their students walk on the right side of the green tape. All the teachers have been alive longer than my will to live while i was there. It’s greatest feature is a beautiful display of wet balls of toilet paper stuck to the bathroom ceiling.

guy:meadowlark middle school
other guy: ...

by raywatsonfan642881 June 22, 2018

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Richardson Middle School

The Richardson Middle School is some shit school located in Dracut, Massachusetts. All the 7th graders know who the 8th graders are and the 6th graders are all fat fuck weirdos who think they're queer and are undertale and fnaf obsessed. The 7th graders get into much more fights that the principal will immediately find out about and most kids will probably have more relationships in a year than you will in a life time, even if that person is ugly. (Also goes for 8th graders) The school honestly doesn't really care about how much your life sucks because they're too busy caring about the fucking gum you're chewing. Both gym teachers are fat yet expect you to be in perfect shape. The whole fucking school is acutally snakes by the way, no joke. The school is basically white and some "cool" white boys like to think they're cool with the black kids. It's an average school, you have popular kids sitting here and there and the rest are either total weirdos or average kids who watch filthy frankand pretend to be him by acting like pink guy in the halls or shouting "I have osteoporosis" from idubbbz. Most kids are probably homophobic and everyone thinks they're bisexual. Only the asians do good in this god damn school, and almost every dumbass person in 7th grade goes to roller kingdom. If you think you are damn close to hooking up with that guy or girl, you think again buddy because that person probably thinks you're ugly which everyone from RMS is. RMS students are dumbasses.

"Dude, did you ever even date anyone in middle school?"

"Nah b, I went to Richardson Middle School, everyone there was ugly af"

"Did you hear about that fight happening later bro?"
"Dude the teachers already heard about it the two kids already got a 2 day in-school suspension"

by Some petty retard June 18, 2017

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Selden Middle School

The Gnarliest Middle School in the 631. Filled with kids who think they are god tier with everything. Thots left and right thinking that they are so beautiful wit their makeup. Relationships that get broken every 3 seconds. Annoying 6 graders thinking they are sick cuz they curse. More and more hood niggas comin in every day. Tell Arce that you like yoga.

Yo remember the shitty Selden Middle School

by xXN00bSlayer360420Xx October 8, 2019

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