Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

Miguel Ángel

Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada

Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego

Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

miguels life

is something that sucks.

miguels life sucks

miguels life

something thats sucks

miguels life is bad

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Miguel's House

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.

"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"

Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.

Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza