Mike Mayoral

Another twitter donnie (like Alvin Thomas) writing cringey captions on perfect videos. Him and his monotonous tweets often appear WITH said videos when being posted by memepages on Instagram etc, as a means of:

1. Making their videos stand out (to prevent a user from scrolling past the post)

2. To provide and implement a bit of life into the post because memepages are often lazy and run out of things to say in a caption

3. Gaining traction and exposure by forcing a reaction/comment out of a user who desires to comment on the annoying tweet provided by Mike Mayoral

4. All of the above

Person A: Bro why does this guy, Mike Mayoral, always appear on random-ass memes these days?

Person B: I don’t know man but he’s so annoying.

Mike Raupinis

An alternative pronunciation of "micro penis," often used in public for subtlety. If you're reading this, you have one.

You have a Mike Raupinis. Boom, roasted.

Mike Z

to be Mike Z you must have at least two of the following elements,
-a "laced" past.
-unexplainable thought process and ideas.
-atleast three hot-beezys.

That nigga is mike Z fo-sho!

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Mike Ayley

The bassist of one of the sickest Canadian bands of all time: Marianas Trench.
You can generally tell if its him because his hair is spiked into a long ass mohawk and he occassionaly looks like a peacock.
He is amazing in the fact that he wears converse (enough said) and is absolutely one of THE sweetest guys you will ever meet. And if the Celebrity Status video is anything to go by, he likes to cross dress even though he's married.

Example One

Victoria: Holy shit did you see Mike Ayley in the Celebrity Status video?
Monika: Oh fuck yes, rememeber the Massey Hall concert?
Victoria: Oh fer sure :D
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Example Two (a Real life Tweet)
Me and @********are making an UrbanDictionary def for Mike of @mtrench cause he doesn't have one wtf?

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Charlie Mike

It Means Continue Mission. Usually said after an interruption or hiccup in whatever you're doing. This phrase is derived using the phonetic alphabet (Military Alphabet). Instead of saying Continue Mission, Charlie Mike is said instead so everyone over the radio can understand and know what you mean.
By using the first letter of each word and converting that to the Military Alphabet you get the phrase charlie mike.
C = Charlie
M = Mike

"Our vehicle is down, we're going to Charlie Mike"

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Chef Mike

Chef Mike is a term used in the restaurant industry to describe restaurants that do not have chefs who actually cook, but only use a microwave. Many examples are shown in low-rated restaurants.

John: Dude, the only chef in that damn restaurant is chef mike!
George: Guess we aren't going there.

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mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

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