a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"
person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong
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Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.
Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
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A dude who sucks his homie Braden off in a bathroom. He is fond of calling people at work and being a faggot.
"Hey Chad! These two idiots are Mike Ramseying in the handicapped stall!"
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gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade
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A bad ass former scout sniper turned hit man who works for Gus Fring.
"Mike Ehrmantraut disarmed those two men!"
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Mike Adriano
Mike Adriano the guy who spent 50K on Phalloplasty
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Has the smallest dick out of all of his friends, but has a big heart. He is always sticking up for his friends, but his dick causes him to lose girls.
โDamn bro Mike lost another girlfriend because his dick didnโt fitโ
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