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If you have not played this game you will go to hell
me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld
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A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.
Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!
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The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.
Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
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A kick ass game that is very epic
retard : Minecraft sucks
epic gamer : no u
retard : dies
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a game who is better than fortnite
person 1: do you like minecraft, ugh
person 2: Omae wa mou shindeiru
person 1: nani
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that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"
billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O
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