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Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind
mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.
QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.
What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)
To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.
dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?
dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.
dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!
Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital
A dusty miner is when a male stops having sex with a women right before she is about to cum just to piss her off
My boyfriend pulled a dusty miner on me last night
A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth
"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"