cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.

"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"

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inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

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A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

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heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

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mad gear and the missile kid

The name MCR (my chemical romance) released an EP for in (I think) 2010

The Killjoys love the band mad gear and the missile kid

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

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Heat-Seeking Meat Missile

(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.

I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.

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