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dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.
Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.
Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.
Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.
Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.