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Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.
Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
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The best phone company in Canada.
Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.
Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
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A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
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When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger
Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.
A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.
Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*
A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
A car in the shape of a hotdog
Sick glizzy mobile homie wanna take it for a spin?