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What Miss Swan refers to gay or homosexual things.
Miss Swan: Ohhh!, Now I get it. This is a Monkey in the Bush bar. Hello, boys!
Boys: Hi, Miss Swan!
Miss Swan: I think it's great you all have each other, I just wish there was someone for me!
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Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.
That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.
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When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.
Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.
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An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".
We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.
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(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.
Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.
Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.
A slur for one of Filipino descent.
Person 1: Hey do you know about those Filipinos.
Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys
In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!