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The source of every STD ever.
I saw on the news that they found the original carrier of chlamydia. Hannah Montana has a concert next month.
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a show made for KIDS, which like most kids shows, doesnt have the best plot so everybody need to forget about it because if you dont like it then dont watch it. what does it matter if miley cant act when theres really no reason for you to be watching the show anyway
chrissie: i hate hannah montana, she cant act, sing, or do anything, shes gay and she doesnt deserve to have a tv show or be famous. even though i feel this way about her, i constantly talk about her and i even watch the show when i could easily avoid it if i wanted to
maggie: wow chrissie your pretty gay if you dont like the show then just stop watching it
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A cowboy who likes to fuck both sheep and cows. Also known as a Wyoming bisexual by folks in Montana.
I saw this cow being buttfucked by a Montana bisexual and a sheep looking on with great interest.
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What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.
Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?
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When you put the head of your penis in your partner's nostril, and blow a load into her nose, making her snort it.
"I Tony Montana'd the hell outta my girl last night"
"Did you hear (name) talking about giving (name) a Tony Montana last night?!"
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When someone is sleeping you spread your butt cheeks and stick their nose in your asshole and fart, then slap their face with your cheeks
i gave andrew mitchell a big montana last night
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The opposite of a sausage fest or testical festival. A party consisting of 90% or more females. A woman's vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich, hence a large gathering of vagina = the largest Arby's roast beef sandwich the BIG MONTANA.
Dude, you have got to get over to this party its a fucking big montana right now!
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