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Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009


Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 18, 2012


Nigga Moses

Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.

*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"

by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 2, 2021


Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man December 12, 2015


Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017


Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024


Marco Moses

Slang for a man whom doesn’t accept a child or a man that looses his woman to his family

I feel bad for him Marco Moses ruined his life.

I can’t believe Marco Moses doesn’t like her she is an angle how far are you?

by Adam Moses April 24, 2023