Den Mother

aside from your birth mother some people have den mothers they are woman that you have grown up with and have as much contact with them as you do your own mother.

in many cases a Den Mother is usually going to be your best friends mom, depending on if you grew up with your best friend. his mom will see you as a son, and you will see her as a mom. no matter what you do you are always going to be welcome in her house even if you and your best bud arent friends, she is going to be there for you.

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Crackhead Mother

A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.

Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.

My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!

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mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

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Mother Oxen

The name that fans of popular Stan Twitter Youtuber "That Bitch" have given him. He has since rebranded his channel and embraced the name, going so far as to name his fans the "Little Cows"

Mother Oxen's videos were there when I was at my lowest

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mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

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mother frump

A phrase used to define a female who is very annoying and has very bad dress sense - like that of a mother. She constantly asks what you're doing, where you're going, who with etc and has a tendancy to always think she's right.

Did you see her??! A total mother frump

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Somebody's Mother

Same as MILF...A mother who is hot and looks good enough to make it with....See also Mother Daughter Act, a mother and daughter, daughters who are both worthy.

She was an older chick and hot...Must be Somebody's Mother

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