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Moutain House, California was a poor attempt at creating a town in the cow pastures in the San Joaquin Valley next to Tracy. In 2003, a developer began to build a couple of thousand homes in the middle of nowhere. In late 2006, only a few hundred homes were built and sold and new homes were not selling anymore. In 2008, the developer declared bankruptcy and abandoned Mountain House. For teens there is no high school. For any and all Mountain House residents, there are no stores, schools, medical offices, or anything. There is nowhere for a teen to hang out. Nearby towns of Stockton or Tracy are low income/high crime and not a good place to hang out. My friends and I usually go into the beautiful towns of the Bay Area to hang out. We like the Hacienda Crossings shopping center/cineplex in Dublin and although a bit more of a drive, we also go to the really nice, upscale Streets of Brentwood with a digital Rave cinexplex. To make matters worse, the few hundred homes that were bought in Moutain House were bought with Option ARM loans by people without good incomes so most houses are now in some phase of foreclosure. In a couple of years, Mountain House will probably be an abandoned ghost town.
Mountain House always smells like a cow pasture and has nothing to do and no services. It is like living in the middle of the desert. Why couldn't my parents buy in a nice San Francisco Bay Area town like Livermore or Brentwood?
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When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.
Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
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Mountain Lakes is basically just a lovely little town. We drink a lot. Play a lot of drinking games. Some morons blow yayo or smoke the ganj. But the majority of kids are just looking to enjoy being moderatly to extremely wealthy. Yes we drive around in our nice whips with tints and subs, but hey ...wouldnt you too? In mountain lakes its beirut, not beer pong. We take that very seriously, and If we don't get you on the lax field we'll get you on the ruit table. Enjoy life, drink some beers, rock a lacoste or two, and remember that these are the best days-- living off your parents money.
Yo lets go chill in the lakes tonight... I hear they really know how to throw down and have a good time
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A small plot of land located in Schwenksville, PA which may or may not be covered in "snow" each winter. Boasting a wide variation of terrain features, Spring Mountain is home to the scummiest snowboarders from local Methacton and Perkiomen Valley High Schools. Every Thursday night, the scummiest of scum gather at this poor excuse for a mountain and pretend to have fun.
Sharkey: Yo I heard B-list was filmin some steezy ass lines the other day. Do you think they'll be chillin up at Spring Mountain today for the Rail Jam sponsored by G spot, Pelican, and Suzuki?
Gmoney: Naw seip daddy aint got a season pass. I heard him and Brasher are settin up some jibs in the Methacton parking lot and having their own jam session. I saw their blog post on jibmasters.net
Sharkey: Word.
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Mountain Lakes is a wonderfully diverse community. It is a hilly suburb of NYC, that is filled with majestic lakes. If you happen to grace our streets in the fall, you will experience the most breathtaking autumn colors the northeast has to offer. It is the perfect place to park you car and gaze at the American Dream. The public school system is on par with the best private schools in the area. I attended Mountain Lakes in the early Noughties. In those days there was something of a social renaissance taking place within the halls of Mountain Lakes high school. The infamous “Nerd’s Revenge” that took place in the late nineties created equality amongst all subcultures. It was one vehicle named the Bosnianmobile that started a revolution, which would once again create a rift between the students. This decrepit piece of machinery forced segregation and single handedly cracked the foundation of equality the nerds of the nineties worked so hard to achieve. This is a public service message for all of those socially challenged students in ML who dream of equality to rise up once again and fight.
Mountain Lakes
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To the surprise of many, Signal Mountain actually consists of the town of Signal Mtn. and Walden, and is located on what is known as Walden's Ridge.
Entertainment is more so in the historical landmarks than the town's lifestyle. These sites include The W road with its hairpin curves, the Conner Toll house, and Mabbitt Springs. We must not forget the well known Signal Point which holds magnificent views of the Tennessee River and Valley. In 1863, The Union Army used Signal Point to communicate to the Chattanooga area as well as Lookout Mtn. Just before you reach Signal Point you will pass what was once Signal Mtn. Inn (1913) that has been converted to Alexian Inn and built alongside Alexian Village; a now booming Tennessee Retirement Facility.
Signal Mountain is considered a rather Ritzy area of Chattanooga to most people. It is a one stoplight town with a reputation for a population of wealthy Republicans. Residents are rumored to be in talks of making it a privately gated town. More often referred to as 'Signal' with rather small population of church-every-sunday folks.
"You must be one of those know-everything Signal Mountain folks"
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A term reserved exclusively for Gaywouse and Failure for when they go 'man hiking' into the wilderness to cuddle.
"Where have they gone?"
"Just for abit of brokeback mountaining"
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