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Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.
My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.
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A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.
Mickey Mouse is loved by many all over the world
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The sperm that penetrates the egg.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Mom: When the little mouse eats the cheese, a baby is born,
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A mouse owned by the Walt Disney Company. You can see him at Magic Kindom in Florida or at Disneyland, California.
Me: Hey there's Mickey Mouse and Minnie
Friend: They make a good couple. I wish I was Mickey.
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Anyone who stares at your bottom at the park, usually construction workers, but occasionally couples talking on the phone to someone making strange noises.
Person #1: "It is the most disconcerting thing to be stared at by a mouse nun!"
Person #2: "True dat...!"
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