Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

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muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'

You little tramp, your muff cabage.

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muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

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Muff watching

Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.

Fancy a coffee and a spot of muff watching before the lecture lad?

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Muff Muffled

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

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Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

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Snuff a Muff

The act of having sexual intercourse with a vagina.

I want to have sex. I am going to snuff a muff tonight.

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