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To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...
Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?
To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
A woman from Fairbanks who lives in a dry cabin, is of the hippie persuasion, and smells of firewood.
I saw a cute little cabin muffin at the Marlin last night.
The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.
*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."
Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."
the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.
Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.
a word used when things go wrong
Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!
The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.
I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!
Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!