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To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...
Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?
To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?
Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.
*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."
Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."
A woman from Fairbanks who lives in a dry cabin, is of the hippie persuasion, and smells of firewood.
I saw a cute little cabin muffin at the Marlin last night.
the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.
Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.
a word used when things go wrong
Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!