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Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 15, 2014


Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021


Munt shrooms

Small flavorful mushrooms growing on the munt (where the sac connects to the Gooch on the back side. ) you can take these can and make Herbal yea

Mmmm I just harvested my munt shrooms and made some munt juice. (tea) wanna try some spenc and stu?

by January 9, 2022


munt

to strech your penis off and bust all over

i munted on the man at the store

by honest04 April 8, 2024


Munt

A big feed

Usually when high

Best used in a group of friends

Are you keen on a munt?

by Kennel Vocab Ting September 18, 2019


Munt

A loose ass man cunt.

I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.

by Thunderdan May 22, 2021


Munt

Munt is the male equivalency for the derogatory word that is used to describe female genitalia, cunt.

That guy is such a munt!

by Mr. Munt September 11, 2021