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When somebody you know makes your business their business.
Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.
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A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.
That guy in front of me drives like my ass.
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A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.
The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.
When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
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Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.
Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!
An expression used in place of screw off,.
By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"
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An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
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