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where cows wonder, the barnes farm is the shittiest in town, your mom fucks her neighbor and your dad drinks to animal porn, and the school system is more corrupt than the biden administration
deruyter ny folks sit on their ass and watch their lives washout like their sperm count
Mysterious and calm, super hard working and smart. A man that acts nonchalant but is lowkey sensitive, very disciplined, sometimes full of ego but aware of it. Flawed but unique.
I love you Ny Aina. C’est Kanto qui l’a écris, les chances sont peu et presque inexistante pour qu’un jour tu la lise mais, la définition, i really mean it ❤️ i miss u
The most amazing person you will ever meet. They are so kind and honest. They will always be there and always allow you to talk to them. They like the color red and constantly listen to music. She likes to rearrange her room often, and they are so beautiful, even with stretch-marks. They love eye contact and late night calls. They are just so amazing and leave others speechless most of the time. They love to mess around with you, and tickle you. And they make their friends or girlfriend or boyfriend so happy they cry sometimes because they are beyond happy and never thought they would ever be this happy again.
Me: Did you hear who Ryleigh is dating?
Friend: Who?
Me: Maje or Ny-Majanea
Friend: Dang she so lucky. they are so fine and amazing.
A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.
"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."
A tiny town nestled on the Canadian border in upstate NY. Approximately 97.2% of its population are related and have also had relations-married or unmarried (they aren’t picky). There are a total of 4 different last names throughout the entire town, so it helps keep the breeding line nice and narrow. Thankfully there’s a local watering hole to support the town wide drinking problem. The nicest thing about it is probably the large Amish population..horseshit in included.
If your goal is to be an alcoholic cousin fucker but still want to enjoy some delicious Amish donuts—come visit Ellenburg Center NY!
The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months
NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY
A place in upstate ny where all the disappointments and druggies grow up, most dollar general employees originate from there
“Does she have purple hair and a cat tail? And why is there needle marks on her arm?”
“Obviously man she’s from Madison NY”